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Hallo! I'm kinda new round here, but plz dont hate me! Jus wanna say, i recently read the Red mars,green mars, blue mars trilogy and HOW COOL???!!! Wow, i'va wanted 2 go in2 astronomy as a career 4 about 3 years now but the whole men on mars thing makes it even more interesting! I really was thinking i mite wanna try and get there some time in the distant future coz itd be so amazing an experience! BTW whoever made this site it is very cool!
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Hi!! Another refugee from the wastelands of Lincolnshire... . I've already told you most of the stuff u need to know to survive here . Just remember to give me my books back!!!
He's telling the truth^
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If you keep using things like "plz" and substituting "2" for to or too, I'm sure we'll hate you very quickly. Oh, "coz" as well.
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And don't forget spelling, grammer and punctuation - they're important too. We expect you to dot your "i"'s and "t"'s and to type proper, like we does!
HEHE!
Welcome to Flare, Elna!
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So is this about Mars, or about Robinson's books? Or an introduction? One of those seems to belong in the General Sci-Fi machine. Although it is pointless enough to stay here. So.
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Finally, I get to use this. It's about damn time, too.
Elna, don't listen to Magna Ultrus. He's just upset that he doesn't get the respect he deserves. It would be best to just ignore Magna Ultrus. It would also be best if you just ignore Omega because he's a left-wing radical hippie.
While you're at it, it'd be best to also ignore PsyLiam because he's a sarcastic old fogey but apparently gets lots of woman love. Beware of Sol System for he has mad mod skillz. And, you better ignore Siegfried because he'll steal your grandfather and make sweet love to him.
There are many more people to be weary of as well. Ritten has connections to the military and can probably make a tip arrive for the FBI about the kilo of weapons-grade plutonium that mysteriously appeared under your bed. Mighty Monkey of Mim obsesses over The Animated Series while you can count on cool stuff in the Design, Artwork, and Creativity forum thanks to The Red Admiral. And, since Flare is something of a clique, undoubtedly Kosh will be pissed that I did not include them. Ryan McReynolds deserves special mention since I owe him my first-born son and haven't delivered yet.
If you want to fill a token character or personality here, you're out of luck because "master of sex" is taken by Shik while "castrates all men" is taken by LOA. Did we already mention that Michael_T is a McDonald's freak? Well, it's true!
Anyway, welcome to the Land that God forgot. Don't feed the Curry Gods. And, for god's sake, don't bring up the touchy subject of MIB-FlowerMan.
And may Charles Capps have mercy on your soul.
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Welcome. Siegfried is right, but with a couple add ons.
1)Avoid Snay if you want to avoid the MIB thing. 2)Don't listen to anything Snay says about me. I am NOT MIB, despite what he says. 3)Matrix and Koy'Pled Oy'tio are good 4)Don't make a idiot of yourself. Don't use plz or 2 instead of please or too. If you are from the Trek BBS, get out of the habit, and if your aren't, don't get into it.
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