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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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*sniff*

Back in the hey-day, Lee wanted to marry me. Now he's gone and consumated with some other chick. TRAITOROUS LEECH.

Get it? Lee-ch?

Lee. Ch?

I know now why he loves me no longer.

Also, "chick" was a masterful pun.

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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
TE: I have found that the canoncial evidence on screen supports my idea.

DS: the Romulan Heavy Cruiser FNBYS'SCK is made in 2399 and is impproved with warp 9.99999 for 34 days meaning a trip from earth to DS9 would take 4 days 38 hours and 14 seconds

TE: What episode is this from? I have not been able to identify any canoncial evidence on screen that supports your idea.

DS: I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Of some interest:

canary , common name for a familiar cage bird of the family Ploceidae (Old World finch family), descended from either the wild serin finch or from the very similar wild canary, Serinus canarius, of the Canary Islands, Madeira, and the Azores and introduced into Europe in the late 15th or early 16th cent. The wild birds are usually gray or green; selective breeding has produced both plain and variegated birds, mostly yellow and buff but sometimes greenish. Germany is traditionally the center for training and breeding canaries; the Harz Mt. and the St. Andreasberg canaries originated there. The birds are trained to sing by exposure to other birds of superior ability or to musical instruments. The song of roller canaries is a series of �tours,� a complex set of rolling trills delivered with the bill almost closed; choppers sing with the bill open. Canaries breed rapidly in captivity and with proper care may live to 15 years or more. Canaries are classified in the phylum Chordata, subphylum Vertebrata, class Aves, order Passeriformes, family Ploceidae.

[ June 26, 2002, 11:31: Message edited by: Thoughtchopper ]

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TSN
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Hey, I'm still anal and pedantic! Er... Yeah.

And I've always made dirty jokes. Just maybe not so much here...

And imagine if we found out that UM really is a girl...

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Lee
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Sory, thoughty, I know you're completely unaware of my reasons why, but could you please edit your post and un-bold that section? It's not something I want to go into, but I'd appreciate it.

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Malnurtured Snay
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She's pregnant?!
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capped
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i cant remember my first post, but the first thread i started was NCC-1305-E or something.. searching.....
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PsyLiam
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I'm with Jeff. The TargetEmployee/Darkstar pairing is one of the funniest things I've ever read, just beating out "you are all gays and lesbians" for Best Forum Post Ever.

We really should do a yearly Best of the Forums. If someone could be arsed...

Hmm. Quatre said I was subdued. And people today are saying I'm moody. Can I never please you people?

And was Quatre Jordan? I've forgotten...

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Wraith
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quote:
Originally posted by Snay:
Speaking of which ... I could REALLY use that screencap of Hogwart's Castle. Anyone with a DVD, please HELP ME. I'm looking for the shot when the kids are crossing the lake and we first see it.

I can get that; I'll do it tomorrow... I'll e-mail it, ok?

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Malnurtured Snay
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You kick ass.
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Siegfried
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Liam: Yeah, Jordan is Quatre Winner. He registered a new account because he wanted a different user name. This was all back in the days before everyone could change their publicly displayed names on a whim.

I haven't heard from Jordan in almost a year now. I miss the big lug.

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Kosh
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Send him an e-mail and tell him to stop by.

Maybe we could get Monty to stop in also. I don't think I have an e-mail address for him at Reading, if he's still there.

[Cool]

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Siegfried
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That's easier said than done, Kosh. I don't have Jordan's email address; all I have are three of his old ICQ contact numbers. He hasn't logged on to any of them in a very long time.

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Lee
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Thanks Thoughty.

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Wraith
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quote:
Originally posted by Snay:
You kick ass.

Why, thank you. [Big Grin]

There is a minor problem, however so I'll have to delay a day...

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