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Austin Powers
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But TSN has a point there. Why would running over railway tracks at normal speeds ruin the suspension of a jeep - aren't they supposed to be nearly indestructible?

(I remember seing footage of U.S. nuclear tests from the 50's and 60's a while ago. One of the clips showed a jeep that stood 1200 feet away from ground zero being hit by the shockwave. The thing just turned over and burnt. The footage showed the site after the test - and guess what - the jeep was still very well recognisable...)

But of course that was just an atomic explosion and not some baddy-bad railroad-crossing! [Big Grin] [Razz]

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Conversing like the elderly is especially sweet when the conversers aren't.

Regardless, I was rearended by a "Truck of Lumber Haul + 1" it effectively neutralized the Armor Class on my 318i.

Elderly conversations fashioned after NeverWinter Nights!

Like a candy-cane.

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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by Austin Powers:


(I remember seing footage of U.S. nuclear tests from the 50's and 60's a while ago. One of the clips showed a jeep that stood 1200 feet away from ground zero being hit by the shockwave. The thing just turned over and burnt. The footage showed the site after the test - and guess what - the jeep was still very well recognisable...)

Rick Jones' jeep is obviously better than Jeff's.

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Austin Powers
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quote:
Conversing like the elderly is especially sweet when the conversers aren't.

Now what is that supposed to mean when it's at home?

Oh and by the way - I have not yet played NWN. Might have something to do with the fact that my PC is not up to the task...being an AMD K6-II with 450 MHz. (Ok, so I can hear everybody howling, but why should I care, I might not be all that old, but I do enjoy vintage equipment! [Wink] )

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Ritten
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It has to be that yellow grill.....
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TSN
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If crossing those railroad tracks at greater than 5mph has even a remote chance of "fucking up" the suspension, there's no way I'd ever want to drive a Jeep. I'd be afraid I'd hit a small pebble backing out of the driveway and the wheels would fall off.
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Nim
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"Why would running over railway tracks at normal speeds ruin the suspension of a jeep - aren't they supposed to be nearly indestructible?"

Well He-Man was supposed to be the most powerful man in the universe (!) and he couldn't get past a corpse in dark-pink tights. Whose forces consisted mainly of birth defects.

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Lee
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Yes, why fuck up your suspension going over railway tracks when there are perfectly good (and allegedly dead) deer lying around?

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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by Nim Pim:
Well He-Man was supposed to be the most powerful man in the universe (!) and he couldn't get past a corpse in dark-pink tights. Whose forces consisted mainly of birth defects.

Of course, He-Man also wore pink tights when not doing the tanned and echoey voice bit. Combine that with Skeletor's voice, and the only logical conclusion is that Eternia is the gay capital of the universe.

See ya later Michael!

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David Templar
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^Right, and the whole cartoon series was a giant metaphor for repressed homosexuality. [Big Grin]

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Lee
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And that green tiger thing - one minute he's anyone's bitch, the next he's so butch I'm amazed the transformation didn't involve him growing a moustache.

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"His TAN...came from...NOWHERE!"
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PsyLiam
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Although I bet those furry pants were comfortable.

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