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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Rob, Shik and Jeff stuck together for a long drive? The mind doesn't so much boggle, as burst out of the ears.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
I nominate Rob & Jeff, as they're closest to me.
Also, Rob & I own certain "tools" which could be useful when meeting our "friend" ...
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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I hate my legal name, TK, thus the effect to deceive.

Hahaha..."The victim was found shot multiple times..a quick estimate shows 130 or so points of entry of various calibers..and....is that BUCKshot? Also, the victim seems to have been decapitated as well as having had his limbs severed and scattered around the site. Whether this was done before or after the shootings we'll know soon."

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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I don't think that that would happen. Rob and Jeff would have shot each other long before you even got where you were going.
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PsyLiam
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Which explains why Rob has done a Dramatic About-Turn over guns...

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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First of Two
Better than you
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What??

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"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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I think if you substitute "Jeff" for "Rob" in Liam's post, you get the fantabulous sense.
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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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is Chucky going to have to update the terms of service to forbid assassination?
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The359
The bitch is back
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Not if we assassinate him first...

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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PsyLiam
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That's Matty for you. Always thinking one step ahead.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Malnurtured Snay
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*Runs away from thread so Charles won't scream at him*
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Please don't kill the Charles [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Nah... maybe we'll kill you instead.
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The359
The bitch is back
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I offer Chuckle's head for $500

The Newbie's for $300.

For $700, I'll snipe them both.

For $800 I'll snipe them both in such a way that it looks like they killed each other.

For $850 you get a free coupon for a single scoup of ice cream from Baskin Robbins.

My offers are non-negotiable.

(I'm an evil mutha fugga [Big Grin] )

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Malnurtured Snay
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$800 is worth life in jail, The359?

Charles -- you might want to invest in some protection. You can get a Mossburg 12 ga. with a pistol grip for $300 or so.

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