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Matrix
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This morning I had a meeting with Sam and Mary Marrazzo (daughter and father) about various events and projects. One of them involved my replacements. I told them about the trouble with Bill and presented evidence. They gave me the Manager Rules which basically tells me what I am supposed to do in situations and make sure Bill reads it without him knowing that it is for him. Then while he was on break, I repositioned the camera (which is allowed, which originally was used for the night crew so they don't steal anything), and recorded his actions. So far nothing yet, just spilled coffee on the keyboard that's all.

Anway, Julie is going to be in charge of him when I leave anyway.

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Matrix
If you say so
If you want so
Then do so

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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i'm kinda regretting we didnt recommend laser cannon emplacements instead of the pansy 'talk to him' routine...

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MinutiaeMan
Living the Geeky Dream
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Because that "Manager Rules" file probably has something to say against vaporizing subordinates... [Wink]

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“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov
Star Trek Minutiae | Memory Alpha

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Not waporization. New ways to motivate them. Yes.
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Siegfried
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The "Manager Rules" book I worked from allowed me to strip down my employees to nakedness and beat them with licorice while subjecting them to "Hit Me Baby One More Time" on continuous playback.

Then again, I was the one who wrote the "Manager Rules" book.

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Red BWC
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Those dern Mexicans screwed up my gravy biscuit AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Dern Mexicans!
DERN DERN DERN!!!!
I OUGHTTA

SUE

THAT DERN MEXICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AND McDONALDS!!!!!


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Siegfried
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Okay, Red BWC, step away from the brink, man.
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David Templar
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Funny, I was just about to recommand that he takes one big leap towards the edge of that cliff for all of us.

Watch yourself on the way down, try to land on that skinny coyote down there.

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Red BWC
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I love to veer topics way off!!!
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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This is very reminicent of Andrew Dice Clay. You know, after people realized he was annoying and not funny.
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Malnurtured Snay
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The difference, of course, that BWC here has NEVER been funny.

I'll push.

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Red BWC
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I try to add a little humor into a otherwise depressing topic and all you do is stand on my neck!
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Malnurtured Snay
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Stop trying to add humor.
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Ritten
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We may jump on it a bit also.... No use in just standing there...
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Siegfried
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quote:
I'll push.
Whatever you're pushing, I hope it isn't drugs. Or another family of deer into the path of your Deer Death Machine.
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