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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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Anti-Gravity

I'd presume that if they could produce a gravitation field like that, it's direction could be controlled --> Artificial Gravity. Sure, it probably wouldn't turn out to be feasible from an engineering point of view for quite a while, but just the fact that it could be possible is nice.

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Cartman
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While this is admittedly a groundbraking discovery, it's not quite enough to get me "exited".

Footnote: rumor has it that Northrop's stealth bomber already incorporates similar, yet far more sophisticated anti-grav technology obtained by reverse engineering crashed alien spacecraft. Yes, I know it sounds far-fetched... read the article anyway.

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Lee
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It has been known for sometime now by "Black World" technologists that the key to controlling gravity is Element 115 on the Periodic Table - Ununpentium.
Ssshhhhhh! Don't tell everyone! 8)

I mean, really, Jesus wept. . . And it gets worse as you read on!

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PsyLiam
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"Sounds far fetched" is up there with "Jeff likes killing animals, doesn't he" in understatement terms.

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Or "Tim looks hearty."
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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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That's interesting, but I find it hard to believe something like that could be suppressed for so long, even by the US military. There do seem to be some reasonable physical explanations given, but I don't know enough physics to tell whether all that stuff about gravity A and B waves is true.

But the guys are right, something from a conspiracy site can't really be taken seriously.

[ July 31, 2002, 08:08: Message edited by: Jernau Morat Gurgeh ]

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"Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing.
To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking:
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!"

The Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

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Sol System
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Everyone knows that alien antigravity tech is dependant upon element 121, unobtainium.
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Malnurtured Snay
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I DO NOT LIKE KILLING ANIMALS!
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PsyLiam
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Yes, and Tim only takes up one seat when he takes the bus.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Tim is fat? Jeez man, no flying Continental for you! But I don't like killing animals (contrary to popular opinion, I don't deliberately run over deer).

I understand that Liam was once taken to the hospital after an unfortunate incident involving a flashlight and a gerbil.

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PsyLiam
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You understand wrong.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Lee
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It was a hamster and a storm lantern.

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Omega
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The required element is upsidasium. Get your facts straight, people.

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- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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