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Cartman
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Ya know, I think somehow you've convinced me to get a second job. Or work out harder. Or both. My schedule leaves me with way too much time on my hands... time that'd be better spent preparing for the day I shall venture bravely forward into this mysterious Real World.
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First of Two
Better than you
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Guys, this is NOT FUNNY!

If Snay works himself to death, who will control the spread of Odocoileus Virginianus?

This is a major concern we should all be worried about!

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Siegfried
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It's kinda like the whole Buffy The Vampire Slayer thing. Whenever one slayer dies, another one rises to take his/her place. Snay is Jeffrey The Deer Killer. If he dies, another will rise to take his place.

And if that really isn't the case, we can petition Congress to add an "Office of Deer Control" to the Department of Homeland Security.

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First of Two
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Oh.

Well in that case, who gets the Jeep?

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Siegfried
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I'll arm wrestle you for it.
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Saltah'na
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idontwannadothis....

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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second jobs rock! i wouldve worked 48+ hours at WFM all summer, but cashiering 9-10 hours a day could drive a boy mad. switching to another job, and getting to hang with my friends on Thayer St. and getting to eat free food, and getting paid for it rocks! plus i have an excuse to stay out late!

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Sol System
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Hmm. My schedule:

AM
12:00-1:00 or so: Online time!
1:00-2:00: read
2:00-10 or 11 ish: sleep
11ish to 12ish: unscheduled
PM
12:00-1:30: e-mail
1:30-6:00: TV, despair
6:00-12:00: unscheduled

However, today went like this:
12:00-1:00 or so: online
1:00-1:30: read
1:30-9:00: sleep
9:00: arise to the dulcet tones of "go do this specific farm task while we are all gone"
10:00-1:30: farm task
1:30-2:00: lunch (one bowl Cocoa Krispies, or is it Kocoa Krispies?)
2:00-3:45: farm task
3:45-4:30: shower (it didn't really take that long, but afterwords I took a nap)
4:30-9:00: television
9:00: dinner (one TV dinner, salisbury steak)
And I have been on the internet since!

(In point of fact, I actually spend much of my day taking care of my mother, who is not well.)

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Malnurtured Snay
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Don't you go to school?

Man, I wish I coulda seem Omega's face when he saw the title of this thread. Omega's Mom: "Omega, why are you screaming 'happy happy joy joy' at 3am?"

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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Sol, my wife and I went through 3 years of taking care of my father-in-law, the next sister took over for a few years, then the next.... then maybe back to us... He feels good about it, since he liked hearing his daughters argue over who gets to take care of him.... So good luck to you and your sanity.

Snay, I'll bet....

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A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Kosh
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quote:

It's kinda like the whole Buffy The Vampire Slayer thing. Whenever one slayer dies, another one rises to take his/her place. Snay is Jeffrey The Deer Killer. If he dies, another will rise to take his place.

I have a friend who will give Snay compitition now. He has hit at least three already, maybe four. Two with an Isuzu pickup, and one or two with his Geo Metro.

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TSN
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When one hits a deer w/ a Geo Metro, how does the car survive to hit another deer?
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Cartman
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I presume because it couldn't have been doing much more than, say, five mph...

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Sol System
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quote:
Don't you go to school?
Not for another...four days.
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Malnurtured Snay
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Lazy punk.

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