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Will anyone ever scratch beneath Simon's surface?
Ooh-er...
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I certainly don't have my life figured out yet. I can't even get a steady job. Right now, i'm tempting for Sacramento County as an office assistant in the Risk Management department under the Human Resources Agency. Oh, yeah, I also don't even have a girlfriend now, and don't even go and meet any new people. I'm pathetic.
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At last, I have my woman completely figured out.
She's insane.
Moreover, they're ALL insane. Every last one of them.
The trick isn't figuring out that they're insane, the trick is determining WHICH insanity/ies they have (most of them have several), and determining what to do about them. Certain irrationalities can be ignored, some must be nurtured, some must be obeyed, some must simply be endured.
If you think you've found a woman who isn't insane, it's just because she hasn't sprung it on you yet. The longer this goes on, the more crushing the blow when it finally becomes clear.
ALL of them. INSANE. You've been warned.
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Thats not the contrapositive statement! I'm talking about math while on break! I'm using absurd numbers of exclamation signs!
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Well, all women are insane in the same sense that all people are insane. And, since all people are insane, and all women are people, it went w/o saying that all women are insane. So, what's the point?
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Ironically, men drive women insane, and any sane man wouldn't let a woman drive him anywhere.
Do you see? Ahhhh.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poet: Well, someone had a nice Christmas.
I had a great Christmas, aside from being sick.
Se, once you have the insanity figured out, and how to deal with it, everything runs smoothly. You know when you can ignore the sudden crying, and when you actually have to DO or SAY something. It saves SO much time.
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First, I bow to your wisdom.(You'd better frame that, because its probably the last time you'll hear it from me). They are all nuts.
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