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I just got this the other day, kinda a new twist.
quote:From: Mrs Serena Jones
PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO USE THIS MONEY AS INSTRUCTED IN THIS LETTER.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr. Harry Jones who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.6Million (Eight Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with Guarantee finance/security company in Amsterderm Holland. Presently, this money is still with the Security Company.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this funds to church or better still a christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use this fund to fund churches, orphanages,fight against cancer, and aids to refugees of war.I took this decision because I dont`t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don`t want my husband`s hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don`t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don`t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and also because of the presence of my husband`s relatives around me always. I don`t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as you receive this letter contact my Attorney who left Ivory coast because of this transaction.
I will instruct him to issue you a letter of authorisation/change of ownership that will prove you as the present sole-beneficiary of this funds. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must worship him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I instructed in this letter Hoping to hearing from you.
N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE WILL ASIST YOU ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS
Seeing as I am an atheist, and god knows we are all evil, I should send for the money and waste it on wine, women and song, if you can call that wasting money. Or perhaps Omega would like to help them out.
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quote:When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.6Million...
Which is much better than the guy depositing his money after he died, of course...
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Dealing with dead people, in such an environment as a bank, well, they stink, making it very difficult to not offend them by gagging all over them and your cash drawer. I mean, sure, most of them try not to, going to the embalmer once and a while, but, and I don't want to sound racist or anything, it is just the way they are.....
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That kind of sounds like fun... Especially if I can get them to send me money....
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Keep in mind, that to sound like it comes from a regular person, in a third work country, it has to SOUND like it comes from a regular person.. yadda yadda. It's like Engrish. The Japanese are perfectly capable of using English, but there is a certain marketing mystique to sounding amaturish.
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quote:Originally posted by Lee: Sorry to bring this up again, but I just read this link my brother sent me, and, once I got over the hysterics, just had to pass it on. 8)
LOL I laughed till I cried! heheheheheh!
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Hell, I signed up for the fax a new email account, and seeded a few guest books, lets see what happens...
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I just love how these scamming dumbfucks are so totally oblivious to the fact that they themselves are being manipulated. B)
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