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Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

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First she complains that her site isn't getting any traffic, so I post that picture for her.

Then she complains that she's getting emails from perverts.

Few days later she complains that the emails are slacking off.

So I changed the flavor text to attract more wierdo-freaks.

That anal-sex line is the one that every mentions. Heck you should have heard the laughing when I wrote it. [Big Grin]

Yep. We're sick. [Wink]

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Natural is always best.

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Think!
Question Authority, Authoritatively.
“Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.”
EMSparks

Shalamar:
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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What, so you're not actually having anal sex? Bo-ring.

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Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poet:
What, so you're not actually having anal sex? Bo-ring.

Well, we are... but that line seems to crack everyone up.

Don't know why.

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

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Why is this seeming like waaaaaaaaaay too much information?

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-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Because it is.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Verily so.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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quote:
Well, we are... but that line seems to crack everyone up.

Don't know why.

Well, we are talking a) Geeks, and b) Americans - c) people who hyave actually had anal sex are probably a small subset of that. 8)

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Well, buttfucking is pretty funny in of itself. So, the snickering could just be because people are all like: "THE PENIS IS INSTERTED IN THE ASS? HOW AMAZINGLY FUNNY AND INTERESTING! I LAUGH HEARTILY!"

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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I'm telling you guys, go see "Irr�versible", that'll straighten you out.
Why I was gamboling all the way home!

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Can't I just go into the "eww" catagory with regards to that?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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That depends on the, erh, way you swing, butt you have my approval anyway.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Cum now, this is too much altogether.

Psy: You know I was sarcastic, right?

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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So anyone who's had anal sex is no better than a rapist?

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Wow. You just jumped 50 miles from where I was to a conclusion I hadn't even considered. Scary.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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