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Siegfried
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I don't trust independent auto shops anymore; I've got too many horror stories involving them and my old Cavalier. Even the ones with stellar records on file with the BBB screwed me over royally. Granted, the dealership isn't ranking too high with me either at the moment, and I'm not feeling too confident with the current diagnosis of the problem.

And there is absolutely no way I'm going to start fiddling with stuff under the hood. Aside from the battery, air filter, and fluid levels, I avoid that area like the plague.

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Ritten
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You must do like the last Presidential election, and choose the lesser of the to evils....

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TSN
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So, he chooses the lesser of the two evils, and then the Supreme Court illegally forces the greater evil on him?
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Ritten
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Of course!!!!

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
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Omega
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Yes, but then the US Supreme Court will override his state's, and all will be well again. [Razz]

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Cartman
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And then, many months later, it will be discovered that his state's Supreme Court was wrong all along and then the US SC will be embarrassed and look stupid and then a public outrage will ensue and then new elections will be held and then...

Oh.

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Harry
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Public outrage is not Patriotic! Never forget!

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Ritten
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the Ballot....

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Siegfried
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NO! ELECTION 2000 NEVER HAPPENED! NOOOOO!

Please, just take this thread onto any other topic other than politics. I prefer to live in my fantasy world where Teddy Roosevelt is president.

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bX
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It's Teddy Ruxpin in mine.

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Siegfried
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I knew a guy from the dorms who once bragged about sodomizing a Care Bear.

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Ritten
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That is as bad as sweatpants and boner observations....

Any update on your car????

My insurance is supposedly going to get cancelled, since I supposedly didn't make my last payment, which I have a receipt for.... Screw AHIC....

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First of Two
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I've discovered that mention of the 2000 election is the new replacement for the comparison of one's opponents to Nazis.

Godwin II: The Whine Continues.

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Siegfried
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That is as bad as sweatpants and boner observations....
Come now, you're making me sound like another Margaret Mead. I assure you that I am not camping out in the bush making observations of boners.

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Any update on your car????
Yes, there is a car update. I took her back to the dealership Saturday and had a nice chat with the service manager. I made sure to mention I had complained to the company as well. They checked my car out, and they said that the computer was not properly programmed when they did the replacement. They reprogrammed it, and, so far, the demon light hasn't come back on since (and I've driven my car about 150 miles in that time).

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Ritten
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Or they realized that they had screwed you enough, being all loose and floppy now, decdied to replace the proper part and make you happy....

No, Siggy Mead.... [Wink]

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