"If they paid any attention to history, they'd realize that mostly bad things would happen."
"Wow. A hit-and-run car accident, a dozen burnt witches, four crusades, and an inquisition. We never thought so much could go wrong at a gathering of Christians."
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quote: f that doesn't work (ie. he can't find a matching car) then I'll have to have the body guys deal with it, which is fine 'cause I get a discount on that stuff, too, but it'll still cost me about $500 after materials and labor.... that damn paint for my car is expensive!
A quantity discount no doubt.
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Tim has managed to infect me with his own unique brand of moaning/nixpicking, so I feel the need to point out that "bad luck" != "irony".
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"But the irony that this would happen at a worship event."
Your unique brand of nixpicking needs work, Mario Boy.
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How is getting your car knocked at a worship event even slightly ironic? Are worship events famous for people not hitting cars?
If she had a "Don't hit my car, I'm Christian" sign in the back, then maybe then. Otherwise, nope. Irony is non-existent.
(I also feel the need to mention that "rain on your wedding day" is also not ironic.)
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Look, I'm already in enough trouble for not reading Diane's blog. Don't make me admit to not reading yours as well.
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1/ Because she hates you. 2/ Simon has too many words. 3/ Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
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