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Well, my dog's name is Max. Now, if that isn't a perfect name for a porn star, I don't know what is! *L*
------------------ "Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister..." -The Lovin' Spoonful, "Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?"
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Oh dear. Mine would be Pookie Gassert. Somebody shoot me now!
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
------------------ "Angels, answer me, are you near if rain should fall? Am I to believe you will rise to calm the storm? For so great a treasure words will never do. Surely, if this is, promises are mine to give you. mine to give........ " ~ Enya
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I would have thought the two steps would have been
#1. Point camera at bed. #2. Have sex on bed.
I could be wrong, though.
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
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No, that's what it takes to be an average porn star. To be a good porn star you need:
MALE
1: muscles 2: pony tail 3: a big pound of meat 4: stamina 5: clipped toenails 6: a tattoo (indicates you're a real man)
Note: an ugly face is no problem, most of the time the camera is faced at your nether regions and your partner.
FEMALE
1: big breasts or implants 2: curly hair (artificial or otherwise) (I mean the hair on your head BTW, the other is already curly, which makes things easier) 3: an impossible body 4: nice fingernails 5: clipped toenails 6: good skin care (all those tissues afterwards tend to give you a rash) 7: a nice face (or at least, what the average non-educated guy thinks is a priddy face, so get out some makeup)
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