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The Kama Sutra is overrrated. It was written by an Asetic (sp?) that never had sex in his life!
Some of the positions are good while others...are senseless. Better to get out the ol' Twister mat and start screwing around from there as foreplay.
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Go for something funny and wild- belly-dancing lessons for example.
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Back at Christmas, my friend Wendy and her boyfriend David bought a house and I gave them a lovley champagne flute set for $30 from Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
I'd say you can't go wrong with the following for under $20 USD...
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Yeah, but it depends whether or not they'll use any of that stuff. We kept our wedding list pretty small, or rather the store we used (John Lewis) gave us a book with just about every category of thing you could ever want, and the things you wanted you went round the store and wrote into the book the name and catalogue number; in addition, you could mark the items that you considered really essential. Mostly we outfitted our kitchen - because we'd were already living together, we'd all the furniture, bedlinen, towels etc. we needed already. There were some people who ignored the list and got us stuff we'd never ask for - shot glasses, in fact! And weird ornamental shit we suspect had been given to them, unwanted, and they passed it on. In fact, I think we ended giving some of it away ourselves. 8)
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The Victoria's Secret gift certificate... might just work, actually. Funny, useful, and I don't have to pick it out! But I'd really really have to not be there, or not be in a group of people, when she got it. I don't think I could handle that.
You could also go for the bizarre, like give her a fishing lure... or an old rusty nail and make up some story about how the nail has historical significance because [tell lie here] and that you intend to give her another historically significant nail on every special occasion and you expect to see them suitably mounted and framed and hanging in her new home over the mantle or other place of honor.
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quote:Originally posted by Vice-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: Back at Christmas, my friend Wendy and her boyfriend David bought a house and I gave them a lovley champagne flute set for $30 from Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
I was so expecting "...enormous novelty dildo" there. Colour me surprised.
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quote:Originally posted by Daryus Aden: Omega, come on mate. Don't tell me that you don't know where to start. (You're actually serious?).
Here's where to start if you don't know:
Yellowpages. Let your fingers do the walking!
Or, you know, that thing called the Internet. You don't even have to go in the store (unless you want to)! My personal favorite is www.mybodyvibes.com, which has a very tasteful women-centered site design and product reviews. I recommend pocket-sized vibrators like Pocket Rocket for first-time users. Big dildos can be too intimidating.
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Wait...the internet's used for more than Trek and porn now?
When'd that happen?
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...while you were trying out the Karma Sutra?
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"Karma Sutra"? That's the notion that when you make/dont someone come, it'll eventually come back to you.
Works for me....I have some serious payback around the corner...(hopefully).
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Yes, for all those women that had to fake it.
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