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Topic: How not to "use the force"

Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Yeah yeah, save it for the jury.

Siegfried:

quote:
Seriously, those.

Did you refer to us in an indirect third person plural? Do you enter your favorite bar and greet your friends with "Hello, them guys!"??
Have I died and gone to heaven?

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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This is your idea of heaven? What did that ISA cult do to you, exactly? B)

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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They gave us a great display of street magic, with dice cups and everything. They even let me hold the bill. 4w3s0m3.

My idea of heaven had always been in there, though, inside the turnip. I just cleared away the rough edges.

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Griffworks
Active Member
Member # 1014

posted

quote:
Originally posted by Captain Boh:
Why would anyone crave a slap in the face with a wet fish?

You should try it. It's actually quite amazing. All your friends are doing it, so why not you?

Just beware the walrus....

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TheWoozle
Active Member
Member # 929

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Sigh.. I'm glad I just lurk here and dont' actually post.

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joH'a' 'oH wIj DevwI' jIH DIchDaq Hutlh pagh
(some days it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning)
The Woozle!

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Yeah, once you post, you're lost.

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Sparky::
Think!
Question Authority, Authoritatively.
“Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.”
EMSparks

Shalamar:
To save face, keep lower half shut.

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
Member # 59

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Good God (and or goddess etc)what has happened to us people... Once upon a time the line
"I've seen far stranger fetishes firsthand."
would have been a licence for a discussion touching on candle wax, nipples, spiked heels and gravestones - to name but a few!

I am ashamed...ashamed that we have all grown up into such apparently well rounded and sane individuals....*sigh*

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tricky
Member
Member # 1402

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Most people around here are as well rounded as a brick. I think since Ent was cancelled, we've lost some of the buzz.
Maybe we should reopen the Defiant length discussion....

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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

-- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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quote:
Originally posted by MaGiC:
I am ashamed...ashamed that we have all grown up into such apparently well rounded and sane individuals....*sigh*

I'm wearing the Sailor Mars uniform and nipple clamps at the moment, if that helps any.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Not in any way.

I was knocked out during sex once...that was unusual.

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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I'm only wearing the Sailor Mars outfit because Liam said she was much hotter than Sailor Moon. Personally, I hate the way this thing is riding up on me.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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I ain't payin' you to complain.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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You ain't paying me at all, bub. This is strictly volunteer work, here.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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That's not what the 7-11 backalley webcam says.