quote:Originally posted by Home Decor and Gardening: That is disturbing.
These threads remind me of 1999! Should't like, you guys all be like 35 now and be on like, the Stair! Home Improvement Forums or like doing golf?
I've read that at least one of you has managed to produce a baby, and while I don't condone it in the least, nor wish any of you others to attempt the same, it seems to be what y'all should be trying to do, anyway.
There are no uteruses in the control panel, is all I am saying.
This post would make a lot more sense if you actually weren't, y'know, around all the time.
And in my defense, I am trying to learn to play golf.
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Hey, I'm always at least trying to get laid.
...and golf is a sissy game. All golf courses should become housing for the homeless.
You Liam, are the root cause of all of society's problems, what with your Mario Cart and games of leisure.
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You have just lost 2000 points and go to the bottom of the list of people here who get responded to. Even below MrNeutron.
Cart, indeed.
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quote:All golf courses should become housing for the homeless.
Yes, and vice versa.
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WizArtist II
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The only sport that exceeds the stupidity of Golf is Baseball.
You're standing there with this big stick and some guy, who obviosly doesn't like you, hurls this spherical cannonball at your head at 100 MPH.
Now, an intelligent person would first take his big stick and hit that offender's buddy sitting all toad like behind you just waiting to tackle you from behind. Then he would go to that little hill and perform an act of retribution upon the offender. After all, he has already expended his arsenal with his initial attack. But NO.... what do these idiots do? First, they THROW away the big stick, THEN they take off for that little hill. Usually about halfway there, they get tackled from behind. And these guys make hundreds of thousands per year!
Golf? You basicly are playing fetch... with YOURSELF.
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quote:Originally posted by WizArtist II: The only sport that exceeds the stupidity of Golf is Baseball.
You're standing there with this big stick and some guy, who obviosly doesn't like you, hurls this spherical cannonball at your head at 100 MPH.
Now, an intelligent person would first take his big stick and hit that offender's buddy sitting all toad like behind you just waiting to tackle you from behind. Then he would go to that little hill and perform an act of retribution upon the offender. After all, he has already expended his arsenal with his initial attack. But NO.... what do these idiots do? First, they THROW away the big stick, THEN they take off for that little hill. Usually about halfway there, they get tackled from behind. And these guys make hundreds of thousands per year!
Golf? You basicly are playing fetch... with YOURSELF.
I didn't realise that intelligent people went around clubbing others.
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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