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How many zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: One to change it and noe not to change it.
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything".
..thank you, Thank you...I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip the waitresses...
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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WizArtist II
"How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock? "
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Tip to the waitresses...BEWARE JASON.
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Sweet: that's like saying "Don't think of the color green". You almost have to...
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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Da_bang80
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I suppose one way to deal with past rage would be to read the bible. I think I'll become a Rastafarian.
-------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
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I find the Necronomicon enchanting after a hard day's work of not killing people.. Reminds me everything will work out fotrr the best.
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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A constant stream of Necronomicon-related films that always seem to be on BBC1 on Friday nights, and always seem to have Jeffrey Coombs in them, lead me to believe that is not actually the case.
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