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I'm not normally one to pass along those various stupid Internet memes, even if I privately write up a list (or a portion of one) for my own personal entertainment. But the results that I derived from this one were too funny to not pass along...
Instructions: Set your favorite MP3 player to random, select the first ten songs, and add the words "In My Pants" to the end of each title. Hilarity will ensue.
(Apologies if this is really old news... the entry I pulled from my friend's blog comes from a couple months ago, but still....)
1. "Journey to the Heavyside Layer In My Pants" (Cats: The Broadway Musical) 2. "Harry's Wondrous World In My Pants" (Soundtrack to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone) 3. "Indy's Very First Adventure In My Pants" (Soundtrack to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) 4. "River Goes Wild In My Pants" (Soundtrack to Serenity) 5. "The Stargate Opens In My Pants" (Soundtrack to Stargate [The Movie]) 6. "Dodgin' the Draft In My Pants" (Allan Sherman Live!) 7. "Greasy Kid Stuff In My Pants" (Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow) 8. "The Thunderer In My Pants" (John Philip Sousa Marches) 9. "My Life In My Pants" (Billy Joel's Greatest Hits, Volume II) 10. "Ellie's Bogey In My Pants" (Soundtrack to Contact)
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MM, you really miss a Trek series that badly.
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Stupid they may be...but god help me, this one struck me as quite funny. My results:
1) I'm stone in love with you in my pants (Beautiful South) 2) The importance of being idle in my pants (Oasis) 3) Sleep in my pants (Texas & Paul Buchanan) 4) Golden brown in my pants (The Stranglers) 5) Size of a cow in my pants (The Wonderstuff) 6) Yellow submarine in my pants (The Beatles) 7) Winning a battle, losing the war in my pants (Kings of convenience) 8) Sexuality in my pants (Billy Bragg) 9) Eric the half a bee in my pants (Monty Python) 10) Rule Britannia in my pants (Elgar)
Number 4 worries me.
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1) You need to get a life in my pants. 2) I have better things to do in my pants. 3) I can put "in my pants" on the end of anything in my pants. 4) The "post only in Haiku" thread made more sense in my pants. 5) Someone obviously found the old "Star Wars pants" website in my pants. 6) I'm getting bored in my pants. 7) I'm sure I'm not the only one in my pants. 8) You get the message in my pants? 9) You understand where I'm coming from in my pants? 10) Next in my pants!
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: MM, you really miss a Trek series that badly.
You mean something like "Kirk's Explosive Reply In My Pants"? I'm not sure I wanna go there...
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I remember hearing about this ten years ago, but it was putting "In The Bathroom/Shower" on the end of random songs in the hymnal...
Pure and Easy In My Pants (The Who) Freedom Battle In My Pants (Michael W. Smith) The Eleventh Hour In My Pants (Jars of Clay) A Capella Tournament In My Pants (DaVinci's Notebook) Army of the Lord In My Pants (Acappella) Hallelujah In My Pants (Newsboys) Father, Blessed Father In My Pants (Newsboys) Drops of Jupiter In My Pants (Train) Mr. Frump In the Iron Lung In My Pants (Weird Al) I Feel Good In My Pants (Acappella)
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Some of your musical tastes frighten & appall me.
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Rob Zombie: Superbeast in my pants Evergrey: A Touch of Blessing in my pants Santana: Black Magic Woman in my pants Cauterize: Something Beautiful in my pants Guns'n'Roses: Welcome to the Jungle in my pants Motley Crue: Same Old Situation in my pants Powerman 5000: When Worlds Collide in my pants TSO: Oh Come all ye Faithful in my pants Bon Jovi: Keep the Faith in my pants Andrew WK: I Get Wet in my pants
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