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Saltah'na
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http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/419090

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Aban Rune
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fatally beat and stabbed a man to death then set his house on fire.

For a 400 lb man, that must have taken all day.

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Kosh
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He's probably eating right for the first time in his life, and doesn't know it.

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Sean
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Prison food is supposed to be "balanced nutrition". THe same company that supplies my school with food also provides for the area prisons. And they claim to be nutritious. Doubtfull, unless ketchup counts as a serving of veggies.

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Daniel Butler
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Prison food tastes exactly like cafeteria food. Or at least the food from the jail I spent a night in once did. Anyway, this fatass is exemplary of America, isn't he? MmmNNNNN MOARRRRR BUTTERRRrnnnnn *huffff....puffffffffff*
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Mars Needs Women
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What happened, did you try to steal rupees from the town wizard?
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Shik
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And you don't have to eat the food that's in the kitchen. If you have money in your account, you can always buy commissary food & live off of that. There were a bunch of guys I knew in the klink who did just that.

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Daniel Butler
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Mars: Nah. Tried to break into my high school. I was young and reckless I tell you! *shakes head* My 'accomplice' was 17 years old by a few weeks. He got a slap on the wrist, I got two years of court supervision...I hate that crap. It's like, 11:59:59PM and you break the law, you're a juvenile; one second later, you're goin' to jail, man.
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Nim
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You just had to learn some more knowledge, didn't you Daniel?
Even when they told you that you already knew more than enough to get by in life, and that you needed to leave some knowledge for the next nest of students to absorb. Well that's what happens if you try to get into a school-entity that is already done with you, and leech undeserved raw lore from its walls, it will defend itself out of pure reflex.

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Daniel Butler
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I think you just gave me an idea for a DnD adventure...
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Saltah'na
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I think this guy should be in the same prison.

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Mars Needs Women
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.
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Sean
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Is that twig sitting next to him his girlfriend? I'm sure we could get him indicted for sitting on and smothering someone if we really neeed to. [Wink]

*For some reason, the image of Family Guy's Stewie stuck under Peter Griffin's fat folds comes to mind.*

Even though I'm on the not-slim-as-a-slim-jim side of things myself, I cannot understand how someone could let their weight get that out of hand. Even if they don't have the piece of mind to notice, I don't know how their loved ones can fail to do something about it. Maybe bring it to the attention of a medical professional? THe excuse " He's just so lovable", or " They're just big boned" fails miserably once the person starts to suffocate from the weight of their own fat.

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Daniel Butler
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That Stewie scene had me laughing for like 5 minutes. The way he stumbled out of the room...

Maybe those people's loved ones care more about their perceived current happiness than their eventual real happiness after a lot of hard work and hatred. Or maybe they'd rather let them suffer than do all that hard work it'd take to motivate someone that deeply screwed up to lose the weight.

And I don't buy this new "fat is OK" "accept me the way I am" "I'm beautiful on the inside" movement - 300lbs is fucked up enough, but when you start talking about some of these people who are 400, 500, 700, 1,000lbs, just...no. There's something wrong with you. "Genetics" is not an excuse for that kind of obesity. Same goes for the anorexic people who have decided it's also a 'valid lifestyle' choice.

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PsyLiam
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I really doubt that anorexic people have decided to become so because of a "lifestyle choice".

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