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Methinks there be more wars than one going on right now.
My gremlin's still watching me, so at least there's that. The really strange thing is that nothing's disappeared lately.
Met a punk-ass kid last week who said he was gonna "put a hex" on me. Poor kid doesn't know what he's dealing with. I hope the feedback doesn't fry his brain.
You know, the more I talk about this stuff, the less people are going to believe, anyway.
------------------ "When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
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Oh, I love it when people say things like that to me. I just look at them very sternly and say "You have no idea who you're dealing with, do you?"...
Wannabe witches. Gotte love em. *pleh*
------------------ "It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
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Some of the real ones are almost as amusing. I had this one guy in college who took it very seriously, but he was arrogant as hell. Thought nobody could touch him. Was shocked as heck when I tweaked his nose.
------------------ "When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
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Interesting. What's your opinion of me, then?
------------------ "It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
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Sol: Erm... You sure you want to be a witch? I mean, the superhuman powers might be nice, but I would think the sex change would be a bit much... :-)
------------------ "Essentially, a great rock in space." -Spock, describing the Regula planetoid, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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Well, under the earthy religion of which we're speaking, witch carries no sexual identifier. The term warlock originates elsewhere. As is my understanding.
------------------ "Have you ever seen a bloody egg? Glass in hand, laying up in bed?" -- They Might Be Giants
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Witches are any person, Male or Female, that practice Witchcraft/Wicca or otherwise.
Warlocks are "black witches", or people who practice such arts but are evil-hearted and etc.... basically, demonic little bad-guys.
------------------ "It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
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Ia athzothtu! Ia angaku! Ia zi nebo! Marzas zi fornias kanpa! Lazhakas shin talsas kanpa! Nebos athanatos kanpa! Ia gaash! Ia Saash! Ia kakolomani-yash! Ia maakalli!
there: I have just made my computer Year 2000 compliant.
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It has long been believed that Warlocks were male witches, yes... but in MY religion, that is not true. In MY religion, witches are male or female, and warlocks are evil people.
------------------ "It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
The Necronomicon is a farce made to be scary. It is based off the ancient Sumerian theology, which is probably the most believable parts of the whole book. The book is not very evil. Most of the spells involve removing demons and evil spirits. There is only one chapter devoted to the Ancient Ones. An adept would have the choice of picking sides, although the Good side is biased. Yes, I own the book. No, I haven't done the spells. Anyone who considers this book majickal, probably believes the movie "The Craft", was a accurate portrayal of witchcraft. Rubbish. I also think that majick of this sort only works when those present are under the influence of LSD or other hallucenigines (sic).
Warlock? It was my understanding through research that warlocks were people that ratted out the witches to the Church. Gee, considering the outcome of such treason, I guess they were evil. "We have a nice bonfire for you to attend. . .in the middle."
On the lighter side: Who needs Viagra?
(From the Necronomicon) To recover potency: Tie three knots in a harp string; entwine around both right and left hands; and chant the following incantation seven times, and potency will return.
LILLIK IM LINU USH KIRI LISHTAKKSSIR ERPETUMMA TIKU LITTUK NI YISH LIBBI IA LU AMESH ID GINMESH ISHARI LU SAYAN SAYAMMI YE LA URRADA ULTU MUXXISHA!
------------------ "What is that? A tank?" --Our Lord and Savior David Koresh, the Second Coming snuffed out before He could any good.
[This message has been edited by Cargile (edited August 03, 1999).]
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