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You're back in college, and you're complaining!? You ingrate! I have to wait until the 13th until college can welcome me back to it's warm embrace. I'm bored feckless at home at the minute.
Speaking of college censorship, want to hear something sick? About December last year, there was a huge furore over some guy accessing porn from college terminals. No problem, you might say, Galway is a fairly cool place, and non-denominational, so what?
Weeeeeel, the chap in question was caught playing with himself at the same time (covertly, of course. He didn't let the little general out of the bunker while dancing on a desk). Now this is in a computer suite, with at least 10 other users in the same room at the same time. How we laughed when we heard.
Anyway, the college authorities then had cattle, as did the Students Union, the money-grabbing blood-suckers that they are. From what I've read here, I wouldn't be suprised if there will be a firewall in operation come Monday next, when I return. Onwards.
"Every time I have some fun, Mom you turn around and sigh; I ask myself, why oh why. See you must understand, I can't work a Nine-to-Five, So I'll be gone, Come September.
Yes I'll be gone come September, Yes I'll be gone come September, Don't cry for me, I'll be gone come September. January, February, March, April, May You start your sighing, But Mom I can't stay. I'll be gone come September, I'll be gone on a bender, So send me lots of spondoolics."
------------------ The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable -- Gaseous Anomaly... What anomalises gaseously.
And of course, they're going to blame this on the computers, or their content, rather than the guy who was pulling it where he shouldn've.
"Oh, if that hadn't been available, he wouldn't have done it..."
What a crock. A guy twisted enough (no pun intended) to do that will do it anyway, but instead he'd have come down to the library and tossed while reading "Fanny Hill" (which IS rather an *ahem* book, btw. My library has it.) Or found some worse way to relieve his.. problems.
------- Censorship is the Establishment's way of telling you that they think you're an idiot.
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Gee... they never caught me......they must have been looking REALLY hard...
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
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