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Which makes any further posting redundant for the rest of us...but happy birthday anyway.
------------------ This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. ~ C. Mongomery Burns
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One should add that our illustrious and unstoppable First One made such a post a requirement. I'm not sure what the penalty for not posting was...something about sharp sticks and shaded areas.
A joke, of course! We all know said gentleman is simply as kind as kind can be and would never harm a gnat. And now he's older than he's ever been. And now he's even older!
So let us all gather together to wish such a distinguished fellow happy birthday. Happy birthday!
(And now he's even older!) . . . . . . . (And now he's older still!)
On a semi-related note, I'd like to get a list of Forumite birthdays for the Behaviour Alliance, so as we can have lots of such delightful sillyness in the future. You can email me if you like.
------------------ "Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned." -- They Might Be Giants
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I'd give you my present now, Lee, but I'm in the presence of minors. }B)
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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*blushes*
Well, I'm really surprised and gratified at this. Especially coming from Simon the Xentrick one, who I never threatened! But I never seriously expected those I (jokingly) demanded this of to do anything like this. . . Thank you all, very much.
It's been a good day. Good food, good wine, good company, so-so movie (South Park. Chosen because it was short. I had better things to do than sit in a cinema). A smattering of cheques to cash, a new Wok (and a cleaver too, the most lethal-looking kitchen implement you'll ever see).
Again, thanks. I feel really chuffed now. The pefect end to a perfect day. And we'll save it for a rainy - and steamy - weekend, OK Jubes?