------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
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*FedEx delivers large brown box to the First One* *a voice speaks*
///zzzzt//// Happy Birthday Lee! Sorry I can't engage in amusing repartee as I'm only here for a few mins, and shall soon be packing for my new residence down south. Love'n'hugs and all that, and tell all those youngsters to behave until I get more permanent access in October. In the meantime relish the South park movie - which is STILL not open in Scotland..... A fact which requires immediate attention by my army of darkness. ///zzztt/////
*box opens, spilling broken glass on the floor*
///zzzt// P.S. Handle the box with care ///zzt///
------------------ Oh Mr Rasberry, so sharp your juices!
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
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AH! "Tis a consummation, devoutly to be wished." -- Hamlet.
I should be getting the same thing, or close enough to it, on my birthday. (Not that I don't recieve such on a regular basis, but this time will be special.) 37 days and counting.
------------------ "We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.
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We've got to get that subspace radio fixed!
Wait a minute, it is fixed...
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited September 08, 1999).]
Besides, I tried being subtle, and Lee didn't seem to understand, so I had to be a bit more blatant. The SexGoddess must do her job, after all...
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
I've been off getting my going-back-to-college things sorted out the past few days, and haven't had time to read a thing here.
So I hope you enjoyed your birthday, and got pissed, and had sex (Jubes doesn't count, at least until that cheque clears)
What do you mean I'm not being enough of a sycophant? Look Lee, I'm doing the best I can, and besides there is no way that thing is going to fit up my ass...look at what?...aaaa-aaah...*faints in pain*
------------------ The unexplained phenomenon that crippled the U.S.S. Unimpeachable -- Gaseous Anomaly... What anomalises gaseously.
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