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The First One
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OK, so my flatmate goes to the States for a wedding, and he asks me if there's anything I want. "Oh, bring me back a Twinkie" I say, and forget all about it.

He comes back, no Twinkie. Not that it occurred to me.

Then he gets a parcel from his friend. In it, a small box that a new Hard Drive might come in, and nestling within two packets of Twinkies.

*Homer speak* Mmm. . . four fingers of spongy goodness. . .

My impression: hmm, wrapping slightly greasy. . . light, fluffy, sort of cream stuff inside. . . strange taste. We both agree they're weird. Different. I think Creme Eggs retain their supremacy.

PS: No, I'm not sending anyone Creme Eggs by international mail. Even if, unlike you, we do get them all the year round. 8)


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Montgomery
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Twinkie=Sponge Finger?

Pah! I'd rather remain in this bountiful land of Creme Eggs, KitKats and Tunnock's tea cakes.

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HMS White Star
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Sorry Monty we have KitKats too . But you guys have Creme eggs year round I am jealous.

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The First One
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Ah, but do you have Chunky KitKats? 8P
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Kosh
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And what are Tunnock's Tea Cakes?????????

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Jeff Raven
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I've decided to shove several boxes of creme eggs in the freezer so that I TOO can have Creme Eggs all year round!

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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I havn't had a good Creme Egg in years.... *makes puppy eyes at Lee*

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Charles Capps
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*makes plans*

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First of Two
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*17 Days Later*

Jubes: "How sweet! It's a Cadbury Capps!" *MUNCH!*

Charles: "OW! The TEETH! Watch the teeth!"

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LOA
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*LOL*

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Charles Capps
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*wouldn't mind being nibbled by her...*

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Gaseous Anomaly
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Really, CC.
How Does Jubes Eat Yours?

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Montgomery
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O poor is the man who has not tried a Tunnock's teacake! Deliciously messy soft white gooey loveliness!
NNGGGGGHH! I must find a link!

Astonishing; there is no known image of a Tunnock's tea-cake! :O

Thin chocolate hemispherical shell, concealing sweeeeeeeeeet white fluffy stuff all on top of nicely firm biscuit base. Urgllglrgeglegelee....

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Baloo
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Sounds an awful lot like a Mallowmar or a Pinwheel.

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Jubilee
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*wouldn't mind nibbling him....*

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is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

17 days till the dreams become reality...


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