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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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ZeRO: Why not just say "I want to be banned" - you're going the right way about it. Learn to be civil or get lost. . .

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Once again, I think we all sigh a collective: "Where does Sol get these!"

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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I think Sol is Baloo's cousin. They both keep coming up with this stuff.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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*lol*

Well, I suppose anything is possible.

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"I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die."
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They Might Be Giants



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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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He is not!

Has anyone noticed that the receptacle for the hunter's "exhaust" seems a bit small for practical purposes? Perhaps the purpose of this device is simply to allow him to save wear and tear on his knees whilst he defacates in the great outdoors. Let's hope he digs a pit first, eh?

ZeR0: Apt moniker. Jubilee expressed her opinion in a much more civil manner than yourself. You would do well to follow her example.

I'd say more, but I'm off to slaughter helpless animals.

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It's human nature to want to know things, and also human nature to think they're not very interesting when you find out.
--CECIL ADAMS

[This message was edited by Baloo on April 23, 1999.]


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*LOL* ... okay, well I never said that EVERYONE ELSE couldn't kill animals.. I just don't see the point in it.

Then again, i'm a woman. I hear that makes a difference.

Sol: I still want to know where you get this stuff... and as for peeing off the back of a truck, well .. the anatomy is different. That would end up in me peeing down my leg, wich is NOT festive.

ZeRo: I'm Wiccan, I believe in the Goddess, and if you want me to, I can post something on it, however I believe that you may have a go at that opinion, too.
Where do you live again?

Everyone else: Thanks Guys ... community party at my place, bring Dr. Pepper and some chocolate

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Er, that's 40% proof Doctor Pepper right?

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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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*GLARES at Zero* You shall keep insults to yourself or the appropriate thread on the Flameboard, or will find yourself banned.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Don't you dare add any liquid death (aka alcohol) to my beloved Dr. Pepper! Now, where's Jubilee's place?

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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My place.... second star to the right and straight on till morning.

No, that's not right. .... Ah.. On top of mount Olympus, with all the OTHER sexgoddesses.....

OKay, you really want to know? ... A nice college campus in some state in the US ..

Dr. Pepper to be UNADULTERATED, thanks.

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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Proposed warning label for the BumperDumper:

Warning!

Use of this product while vehicle is in motion may be illegal in some states. Check with your local Department of Motor Vehicles prior to use.

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