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Because he travels faster than the speed of light!
For him to visit every person in the world, he would spend less than 0.0000144 of a second on each one. I'm not sure how many families there are in the world, but combining times for people in families really don't make much difference.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
------------------ That�s one of the things that bothers me about Star Trek - the faint whiff of Singapore wafts from the Federation. Clean, peaceable, industrious - with jail sentences for anti-social chewing-gum disposal. --James Lileks http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm
------------------ That�s one of the things that bothers me about Star Trek - the faint whiff of Singapore wafts from the Federation. Clean, peaceable, industrious - with jail sentences for anti-social chewing-gum disposal. --James Lileks http://members.tripod.com/~Bob_Baloo/index.htm
[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited December 08, 1999).]
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Dang, Jeff, are you going through EVERY old thread in the whole archive?!
-------------------- "This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!" - God, "God, the Devil and Bob"
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Or maybe he's completly seperate from normal time! Like, 1 second to us would be like 12 hours to Santa!
BTW, Omega, get on IM. I wanna argue with you some more!