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Hi. Insert joke about eating newbies/children here. Insert joke involving the words crevice and probe here.
Good luck.
And ignore Ultra Magnus. Really, it's for the best.
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Actually, many leading scientists claim that one glass of Magnus every day is good for the heart. And ass numbness.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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One glass of Magnus each day keeps retardation away?
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quote:Originally posted by Cartman: One glass of Magnus each day keeps retardation away?
Or just spreads it around.
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Less retarded than the fact that the last three posts have ended with ?
(Anyone care to take bets on what one of the next posts will be like?)
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A girl I nearly dated eleven months ago is getting married next Saturday.
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