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How does one "nearly" date? Anyway, her loss. Are you invited?
Actually, my cuz's wedding was very nice and much food and I got to wear my hat (only on festive occasions) and the bride was cute and my cousin has really earned this as his father died in cancer five years ago. Guava and star-fruit on the wedding cake, mucho nice.
If you're lucky, Lee, you might see my hat in my IKEA-extravaganza coming up later, when I pay you back for the scorn unfathomable re: scandinavians, in the "Neverending Story". Nim makes good on promises.
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My brother's wedding is in a little over a month. And as the best man I have to plan the bachelor party. Oy...
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I had to last year - I'm not one for doing 'bachelor-party' type things - so the other groomsman helped a lot. Plus he was my brother's friend so he knew what they all got up to.
Basically FOOD + Strippers went down well
Night adjourned at a very nice "Gentleman's Establishment"... got a few lappies - quite an eye-opener .
I don't get out much.
Oh welcome Borgman.
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Substituting food with roofies is even more fun. Oops.
-------------------- Picard: Mr. Crusher, what's our maximum speed this week? Wesley: [checking manual] Uh, 9.4, sir. Picard: Very good. Take us to Warp 9.8 then. Wesley: Aye, sir. Warp 9.2 it is.
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Or Horse Tranqualizer, I hate lapdance anyway, might as well get some shuteye!! But...Rohypnol doesn't contain sustencance, I think a few people might tell the dipherence fast.
Good video by "Prodigy", though. What this world needs is more cow-milking strippers. They can milk my turnipos any day.
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"Less retarded than the fact that the last three posts have ended with ?"
Also, I would like to know where you, Nim, buy your psychedelics and stough. It is, like, superintensely concentrated.
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Christ! Two smilies on two posts. And I was 20 then, so I can't even blame it on youth. It might have been from a time when I was trying to be nice to everyone, I suppose...
And suggesting that someone buys Windows Millenium is surely the worst thing I have ever done.
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It is up there with your copycat Slim Shady hairdo, to be sure.
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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I could've sworn I just heard something, coming from that little cube on the table.
It sounded something like "look hot"...then it's hazy, then "how you is can"...then hazy again, then "sure, bloink".
I gotta play it backwards, maybe there's some hidden message in there, like in "Omen III", when Father Richard Burton finds the words "HELP ME" indented across an old janitor's ass. Then a large window sheet came loose from the back of a station wagon and cleaved the janitor's ass in two. David Warner was there, and he was like "I'm so confused".
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