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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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"Break Glass In Case Of Emergency."

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Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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"Caution: The contents of this Forum should not be fed to fish."

"Forum for external use only!"

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Via Things They Said with some additions.

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Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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"Warning: May Contain Nuts"

Winner! Surely nothing can top that? Nice one, Jay.

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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I second that motion.
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Fabrux
Epic Member
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So punny! Gets my vote.

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I haul cardboard and cardboard accessories

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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"Caution: Forum May Leak Or Explode. Please Use Saftey Goggles."

The goggles! They do nothing!

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"This is why you people think I'm so unknowable. You don't listen!"
- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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"Contents under pressure: caution advised."

"Flamable when exposed to sarcasm"

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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No, give it up. Jay's one is short, pithy and to the point.

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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It is a drunken uncle joke, too.

But I guess old people have their brand of humor.

Geezers.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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GeeZer� brand humor: Now with 20% less coherence!
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Mikey T
Driven
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"Warning: Irritation likely to occur"

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Gvsualan
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"Go outside"

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Hey, it only took 13 years for me to figure out my password...

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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Outside I see people, ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Gvsualan
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Dear doG, are we still milking this bitch?

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Hey, it only took 13 years for me to figure out my password...

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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"BURNINATE BURNINATE BURNINATE"

OR

"Burninating the posters since 1999."

OR

"COMMENCE TO BURNINATE"

OR

"Yes, now you, too can do as Strongbad does, and help Tom burninate the posters!"

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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