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AndrewR
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Jason, you'll only go nuts on a 1500th scale.

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Nim
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He's gonna park in front of a raging 6ft. train filled with gophers?
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AndrewR
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Yes! "Won't somebody PLEASE think of the gophers!"

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Jason Abbadon
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I model in 2500th scale, so I'll be a thoughtless menace to Plametto Bugs and possibly lab mice.

Three commuter trains full of Palmetto Bugs is a disturbing thought though...

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Cartman
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I didn't know derailing trains was part of the "utility" of an SUV, too, but that's one function they ought to reconsider.
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Captain Boh
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Trains should be high enough up that cars can't park on their traks... or underground
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Jason Abbadon
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Naaa...why go to all that expense when they could just install a cowcatcher on the trains?

Or possibly just electrify the rails.

Or best of all: install a sythe blade on the striped crossbar at the railroad tracks: that way it could swing down to behead bozos nad impatient motorcyclists....

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