TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH:
1) You can smoke dope legally.
2) You can have sex with a prostitute legally.
3) You can be a prostitute legally.
4) You can be completely offensive to everyone and explain that it's just the famous Dutch "straightforwardness".
5) You can go abroad and take the piss out of everyone else in Dutch and they won't understand you, except in Belgium where they're too stupid to understand you.
6) You can live in a country so far under sea level, you get the bends when leaving.
7) You have automatic immunity from any law while riding a bicycle, including most laws of physics and logic.
8) Tall Blondes.
9) You can have sex with a tall blonde prostitute while smoking dope.
10) You can spend half your life outside Holland telling everyone how in The Netherlands you can have sex with a tall blonde prostitute while smoking dope, but you never have, because that's just for tourists.