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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
Member # 53

posted

So if the satirizing journalists/comedians are dead wrong (like they don't do the same to every other news item), what exactly does this THEMED restaurant feature? Bullet-shaped fries?

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At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Maybe. Or maybe it's a giant picture of Charlton Heston on every wall, explaining that the NRA chose him because of his ability to stand by what he believes, even when the facts are telling him that he's completely wrong.

I mean, come on. THE MONKEYS SPOKE ENGLISH! WHAT MORE OF A FUCKING HINT DO YOU WANT CHARLIE?

Jeez, how can this man refuse to see what's staring him blindly in the face?

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Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

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I heard that there are people in France that speak English. That's a clear indication that the entire universe will within a few years.

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

except California

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
Member # 91

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Of course they speak English. That's the language all the good TV shows and video games are in.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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I thought that was Japanese.

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"A fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes... and NOBODY'S got a flashlight?"
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bryce
Anointed Class of 2003
Member # 42

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This place would be the only restaurant where after waiting a long time for your food and saying, "What's wrong, did they have to go kill it first?" might be the truth.

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Soylent Cola Sol, you kill me!!

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Well, it's a quote from Futurama. But I'm pleased that you're pleased.

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