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[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited November 02, 2000).]
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You deleted that porno Cirroc Lofton card, didn't you Sol? Damn your puritanical ways.
Would this be G1 "pull my trigger" Megatron, or BW "yes. Oh yes. Yessssss" Megatron? Or Beast Machines "er, my hands aren't doing anything under this cloak. Honest" Megatron?
------------------ "If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
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No, I haven't deleted it. How could I? Underneath my mask of puritanical self-satisfaction beats the heart of a very perverse thirty-seven year old bartender from San Diego. I happened to relieve it from him once in a story far too dull to tell.
Which I suppose is better than Hero Megatron (I've just picked up Hero Prime, in a box, for �5. Stupid shop not know how much nice old toy should be).
A purple tank? Sure, that'll be great camoflague. If you're hiding in a yogurt factory.
------------------ "If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
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Vogon - Should them thar teenage virgins get laid? And aboot the porn. In my own words. Who cares? Porn is as old as sex, or just about. People will do what they like, when they like. If it gets your clock ticking....
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Well, D mate- I'm sure we agree they SHOULD (except for this Frank guy. Your man Liam seems to think he should never reproduce, and I trust the guys opinion, his head seems screwed on right). Whether they CAN is another matter.
But strewth this has been a bit of a wet blanket thread. Your all supposed to hate porn, not agree its fun! Maybe you should get that Capcom guy to do some using fake Trek pornm photos, got a good one of Seven I'd controbute...
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PsyLiam, what are you talking about??? Why would anyone hide in a yoghurt-factory? Sounds like something from a Louis De Fun�s-flick.
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"Well, D mate- I'm sure we agree they SHOULD (except for this Frank guy. Your man Liam seems to think he should never reproduce, and I trust the guys opinion, his head seems screwed on right)."
If Liam ever gets back on ICQ, I have some interesting stories to tell him...but, in the meantime...NYAH! :P
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Y'know, that's the sort of thing I don't even want to hear alluded to... *shudder*
------------------ "Yeah...apparently Sizer is very hard to say, so they replace it with 'Is Mr. Caeser home?' Sometimes I'll say that no, he has, in fact, passed away. 'My apologies.' 'Oh, that's ok, I'm over it. Brutus is still a wreck though.' Then I hang up." -Simon Sizer on telemarketers, 1-Nov-2000
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Er, Frank, do these stories involve the female front-bottom? Cause I'm not over-eager to hear them on ICQ.
But by all means, post them here.
Oh, Nimmy: Don't ask why Megatron would hide in a yogurt factory. He's not the most stable of people, y'know. That's what happens when you get possessed by someone who then shares your mind and you meet up with your future-self but it's not really you it's a copy built to look like you that thinks it's you and the real you then tries to kill you so you blow your own head off.
Oi.
------------------ "If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
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