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Sol System
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The sad fact is, as has been pointed out, the mistakes made in the Middle East over the course of the 20th century cannot be repaired easily. Hussein did not wave his hands and magically produce anti-American and anti-Western sentiments throughout Iraq. Those sentiments already existed, and have existed since...well, probably since some Pope got the bright idea to send the armies of Europe to capture the Holy Land. Hussein has taken those sentiments and molded them, focused them, and in general employed them towards his own ends. But removing him does not remove that antipathy towards the West.

It is foolish to assume that all people everywhere will choose to be friends of the United States if only they could be allowed to choose. We have seen Middle Eastern nations throw off undemocratic regimes before. Iran, for instance. As you may have noticed, the U.S. isn't very popular there.

The entire area, in other words, is a mess. And it's one that I fear we are powerless to clean up.

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Tom Clancy?

People are looking to Tom Clancy for polticial guidance? This speaks volume for the faith placed in the President if you go to an AUTHOR for political policy.

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"Our bombs are smarter than [George W. Bush]. At least they can find Kuwait." - A. Whitney Brown

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

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Jay the Obscure
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Very true Sol, very true.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I'm Canadian, and we don't have porn here. I sometimes read Tom Clancy, but as I'm Canadian, and because of my Canadian birth, I don't get the joke. (I'm Canadian). Would someone mind telling me (Canadian) what the joke is? (Because I don't get, and I'm Canadian.)

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Jay the Obscure
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I don't speak Canadian.

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Aethelwer
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I speak some Canadian. Hockey is great, eh? J'aime beer et poutine!

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Saltah'na
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Shadow: it's BIERE, not beer you *insert sucky insult here*

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Aethelwer
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I knew that, actually, from Babelfish, but I wanted all the non-Deviltongue speakers to know what I was talking about.

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First of Two
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I speak Canadian.

Well, most of the language seems to consist of the phrase "We're NOT the United States!" repeated over and over hysterically until the speaker passes out from a frenzy-induced ministroke.

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching


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PsyLiam
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And mispronouncing the word "about", with hilarious results.

Still, at least they can say "aluminium", without sounding like twats.

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Shik
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Simple effective "non-bad" concept for removal of any anti-American person of power: Contact gangmembers. Infrom them that they will have clemency if they agree to work for the "gubb'ment." When they agree, pack them up, ship them to [INSERT TARGET NATION DU JOUR HERE]. Point out image of [INSERT NAME OF NAUGHTY LEADER OF TARGET NATION DU JOUR HERE]. Tell them he wants to move in on their turf or some other such nonsense that enrages gangmembers. Hilarity & "democratic processes" ensue.

On a highly different tangent, remember when a nation simply invaded another nation without having to rationalize, quantify, & explain their so-called "good intentions" to the rest of the world? I miss the simple heady days of "Hey, we're the Romans! We're really cool & funky & bitchin' & wouldn't you like to join up with us? Because if you say no, we'll overrun your ass anyway, but we'll be a whole less nicer about it."

Now it's "Oh, well...we bombed/invaded/insurrected because of a mandate from [INSERT NAME OF OPPRESSED GROUP DU JOUR HERE]. Yes, I know they've never heard of us & they just want to farm. But someone needs to blow things up for them because despite all work to the contrary, cows & sheep are still non-explosive."

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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.



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