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Malnurtured Snay
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I would like to take a moment to express my religious faith.

I do not believe in the Christian God. Which should be bloody obvious to anyone who has read any of my posts in just about any religious thread here. But, again, I digress.

My God is named "JEEP."

Currently, my God has no top or doors. And the right fender is banged in, but that's another discussion altogether.

I do not pray to my God. That would be silly -- who prays to a Jeep, for fictional-deity's sake?

I instead make sacrifices. Today, I sacrificed $120 on an engine flush, and $16 on a full tank of gas.

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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.


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BlueElectron
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I believe in a similar religion compare to yours.

but my idol is actually Integra Type-R though.

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What is the difference between a terriorist and your girlfriend?
- With terrorist, there is a chance of negotiation.

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DT
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My satan is a 1994 Buick Skylark which today blew some sort of belt and cost me a hell of a lot of money.

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"A mass of tears have been transformed to stones now, sharpened on suffering and woven into slings"
Zack de la Rocha
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Quatre Winner
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You should see the "Holy Trinity" of shrines in my room. One is devoted to Babylon-5, one is devoted to Harry Potter and the last one, yup, you guessed it - GUNDAM WING.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

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BlueElectron
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Yo, BW, I've been wanting to ask u this for a long time.

Who would won in a battle, a Gundam, or a VF Thunderbolt from Macross?

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What is the difference between a terriorist and your girlfriend?
- With terrorist, there is a chance of negotiation.

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The_Tom
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A crack team of Ministry of Magic snipers on Firebolt 5000s would kick both their asses...

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"I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely."
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Curry Monster
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I have a similar religion. PAJERO! A tough, reliable piece of offroad machinery.


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Re: Russia in WWII

"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.

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Quatre Winner
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Tom's right. All you need to do is apparate a really huge dragon, and well...game over. *L*

I forgot to mention that we have a Buddhist shrine in my house.

None of us here practice, really. I used to but...*shrugs*

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MC Infinity
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Blue Electron: Integra Type R, you're so lucky, that's one of the coolest cars ever, and also what I'm probably gonna get in a year or so.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

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Cartman
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If there was a God out there, he'd take the form of the Hummer H2.

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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"

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MC Infinity
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Ferrari 360 Modena, nuff said.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

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PsyLiam
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You all have very small penises.

And Jetfire would win.

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

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Doctor Jonas
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"I have a similar religion. PAJERO! A tough, reliable piece of offroad machinery."

Isn't it funny that 'pajero' in Argentina (where I live) means 'wanker'?

Sorry Daryus, but I just had to say it.

[This message has been edited by Dr. Jonas Bashir (edited May 02, 2001).]

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Nim
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Ford Penis. For great self!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

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Gaseous Anomaly
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Is Jonas our first South American Forumite?

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

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