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MC Infinity
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"I have a similar religion. PAJERO! A tough, reliable piece of offroad machinery."
Isn't it funny that 'pajero' in Argentina (where I live) means 'wanker'?


Strangely I always thought it meant bird, oh well

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Curry Monster
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Yeah, I knew that. A mate went to south america for awhile and when he returned he told me this. Wasn't amused...at first. Perhaps I'll rename mine 'The LLama".

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infinity, it may be a kind of bird as well. These expressions vary from country to country, and it's really possible that we're dealing with the Mexican version of the world.

And Daryus, don't worry. Unless you come here (or go to Uruguay) with your machine, they won't say anything to you. I think. Well, I'm just not sure.

Darn, you'd believe they would make some research before putting such a name on a vehicle...

[This message has been edited by Dr. Jonas Bashir (edited May 04, 2001).]


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First of Two
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This past Monday i became a convert to Taurusism.

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching


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Malnurtured Snay
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Ah, you're a Fordite, then?

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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.



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Fabrux
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All hail Ford!

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Malnurtured Snay
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Found On Road Dead

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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.



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Omega
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But only after running faithfully for twenty years.

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LOA
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I drive a Honda myself... but I dont credit her to be ANY type of God. If anything, she's driven by Satan, seeing that she constantly gets me hurt, costs me money, puts me in danger, or tempts me to do things I shouldn't. Her name is Christine... after the third accident in 6 months I started calling her that. Then after she was stolen, and came back to me NOT completely stripped, I knew the name to be true.


Now she just sits in my driveway, quietly waiting, always plotting.... it's hard to say what she'll do next, but she's planning.... always planning.............

~LOA

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Diane
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I don't know about gods, but one of my friends loves her car (which is in Wisconsin right now). She swears that if it were a man, she'd marry it.

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Liz: Your car is driven by Satan? Doesn't that make you Satan? *L*

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On a quiet day in the country, you can hear a Ford rusting.

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"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen" - Rush Limbaugh, Feb. 23, 1994.



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BlueElectron
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BAHAHAHA

Ford rusting....that's a good one!!

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Teelie
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I thought Pajero meant something crude in another language but I wasn't sure til now. Just imagine though, you can now drive around in the "wankermobile" Daryus.
And I thought it was always Dodge that did the rusting? At least it was in Married With Children...

[This message has been edited by TLE (edited May 09, 2001).]


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