We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in Washington, DC Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jessie Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
PS: The committee has raised over $1.35 so far!
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Hahahahahah...that's really funny. And I don't even hate the guy. Ha.
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But there's alREADy a big pointy monument in DC...!
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Here is what it can say!!!
This is in memory of , "The one that knew not the meaning of the word "IT" yet was the most murdering, cheating, rapenest, person to become President."
This really does not say much for our country!!!!!
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Perhaps it means that Bill had a good sense of rhythm? I heard he played a mean sax.
Dear God, the lack of humour here is getting to me now. I am making appalling puns.
Anyway, "murderous"? How on Earth did Clinton become one of the most murderous presidents you're ever had?
Unless he killed them with his rap music, I suppose.
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Neither does his attention span. For the record, "it" was not the word President Clinton tried to worm around during his testimony. It was the word "is" and the phrase "sexual relations."
As for murdering and "rapenest" (sounds like a Bushism to me), I hope you got some cites to back that up, Buddy. We don't take kindly to unsubstantiated claims around here. Just look at the treatment Omega's been getting!
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Hm... If he had said Clinton was the "murderin'-est, cheatin'-est, rapin'-est person to become President", I'd have thought he was just a redneck, or something. Otherwise, I'm not sure what "rapenest" is. :-)
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Someone seems to have overlooked Warren Gamaliel Harding (1921-1923).
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Oooh... Warren Harding. I had to a rearch paper on him many many many many -- heck, let's just say a long time ago. The Teapot Dome scandal.
Um, other than him having dying suddenly and forcing the presidency upon Calvin Coolidge, that's all I remember.
Damn! It's so not fair for my memory to be getting this bad at this young an age without me using drugs.
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Maybe it's not "ray-pen-est." Maybe it's simply "rape-nest."
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Maybe after (IF) your beloved Double You finishes his term, you should erect a statue/momument for him as well, honoring the great deeds and enormous political skill he has demonstrated so far.
Christ, practically every damned president since... Wilson! has had one affair or another, but do we hear anything about them? Get a life, instead of continually prying into the ones of others.
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You can prove that, I assume? 'Cause there's no evidence that Reagan, Bush, Bush, Carter, Ford... in fact, I can't think of any back to LBJ.
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quote: As for murdering and "rapenest" (sounds like a Bushism to me), I hope you got some cites to back that up, Buddy
Well, for 'rapenist' we've got Juanita Broaddrick's public accusation, which was generally ignored but substantiated in testimony, Oval Office sexual assault victim Kathleen Willey, and various other underreported incidents.
Try: "Sellout: The Inside Story of President Clinton's Impeachment." by David Schippers, the former Chicago mob-busting attorney selected by House Judiciary Chairman Henry Hyde to head the Clinton impeachment inquiry. You might learn something.
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