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Lee
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There was something on the news the other day about a woman who put her cat in the microwave because it scratched her.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4226793,00.html

Fucking sadistic cunt.

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TSN
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Erm... Did you even read the article? It was even worse. The cat did nothing. A flea that supposedly came off the cat bit the lady...
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Lee
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Yes, actually, I did read the article. However, the source I originally heard this story from said it had scratched her. I wrote that paragraph, then went looking for the link, then forgot to modify my earlier statement. Christ, Tim, you seriously need to get a life and stop being so literal all the time. . .

Anyway. Regardless of what the cat did or didn't do, there's no excuse for doing what this woman did.

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This from the guy about whom Wes kept complaining, because you kept correcting him? What you said was incorrect. I corrected it. If you can't handle being wrong, fuck off.
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PsyLiam
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Has the long hot summer destroyed our love for each other?

Play nice.

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Sol System
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I blame the rock music the kids are listening to these days.
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Siegfried
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The lizard from Dr. Dolittle 2 said it best in the movie trailer (I haven't actually seen the movie), "So young and angry. Curse that rap music!"


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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by Vogon Poet:
There was something on the news the other day about a woman who put her cat in the microwave because it scratched her.

Fucking sadistic cunt.


fucking sadistic DRUNK cunt. that's what she is. 7 can's of beer and nearly 2 bottles of wine?

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Malnurtured Snay
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That's not drunk. That's "getting started."

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PsyLiam
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Actually, that's on the way to a large headache.

Beer on wine, feel fine. Wine on beer, feel queer.

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