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Kirk: Does your deodorant leave a residue? Well, now you can do it in colors! Try Cool Blue, or our new Fresh Scent Purple!
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James T. Kirk, the guess referee for the first inter-galactic football match, begins to signal the latest touchdown. The score now is:
Gorn Gladiators - 28 Tholian Thundering Herd - 14
To protest the latest bad call by Kirk, the Tholian coach inflicts the heinous "blue arms phage" on the referee.
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Shatner: "Listen, I'm TRYING to do the scene, but the girl's damn skin coloring keeps rubbing off on my arms! Why can't she just be a Human girl?"
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Sorry, computer blowing-up badness has caused the late judging of this entry. If you want to complain, then tough noogies, cause you can't. BWAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Anyway, the winner is...
KRENIM For the Smurf syndrome.
Runner-up is...
Jeff Raven For the underarm deodorant.
And an honourable mention must go so our very own ladies man... Sol System for effort, and having an unhealthy obsession with STD's...
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