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And the future is...me! Lee has gone off his trolley, and now thinks that he's a small island of the coast of Africa, so I'll be taking over CapCom duties for the time being. And due to whatnot happening, I haven't had time to score the internet looking for picture that Lee hasn't used. So instead, I bring you my patented Dogily scanned pics from magazines (TM). These are from SFX mag BTW, and for this new beginning, I have gone back TO the beginning (see how clever that was?). But I couldn't find any nice pics from The Cage. Or Where No Man has Gone Before. So you'll have to make do with these first season pics. Tsk, some people eh?
And fo rthe second one, I chose the first officer. Who was second in command. Don't ask me why, I didn't write the show.
------------------ Headmaster suspended for using big-faced boy as satellite-dish -The Day Today
Spock: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties!
Bowling Manager Guy: Look, I've told you! We don't need nuthin'! We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore!
Spock: And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
*movie capcom mode off*
------------------ You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup! ~Homer Simpson
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Spock: "I am conducting an experiment in the human emotions of surprise and anger. Please assist me." *drops the gold ball on the man's foot*
man: "AUGH!!! You Vulcan son of a *****!!! I'm gonna throttle you!!!"
Spock: "Fascinating..."
------------------ "Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true, That you love me, and I love me..." -They Might Be Giants, "Kiss Me, Son of God"
------------------ You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup! ~Homer Simpson
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Man: "And why exactly would I want an Orb of Orbness?"
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Man: "That egg's just so adorable. You must be the proudest mother, Mr. Stork!"
Spock: "Spock. And I have no maternal links to this creature."
Man: "It has your ears! Fine, so McCoy paid me."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Spock: You want to trade my canister of panyhose for a box of self-sealing stembolts? The offer is tempting...
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Spock: "I assure you, the savings in time are worth the discomfort. It is a logical exchange. Now I don't have to go number two for another month."
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Spock: "I fail to see how this device can 'improve my life' by 'answering the greatest of life's questions.' It seems far more likely that it is a simple trinket designed to seperate foolish emotional beings from their money."
Man: "Come on, just ask it a question. Just one is all I ask."
Spock: "If doing so will convince you to leave. Does this device indeed conform to my earlier hypothesis regarding its purpose?"
*shake shake, flip*
Ball: "Your logic is sound."
Spock: "Fascinating."
Man, under his breath: "Heh heh, I knew tailoring these things for Vulcans would make me a mint. There'a a Vulcan born every minute!"
------------------ "Hey Mr. Boo, fly away home. Your house is so lovely, your children so nice." -- Hello (The Band)
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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