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Spock: "I believe this photograph was taken and used by Liam to perpetuate much sexual innuendo."
Man: "Is it working?"
Spock: "I am uncertain, however, it does not feel like it."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Spock: All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand?
Guy: Um, sure, I understand Mr. Spock. Say, are you feeling ok?
Spock: Darn human half again. Sorry.
------------------ You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup! ~Homer Simpson
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
Guy: You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. And you got too much of one and not enough of the other.
Spock: Fascinating, although I am not sure that I follow your logic. I am quite intelligent and as you can see, I have rather large balls.
Guy: It is very hard to motivate you Mr. Spock.
------------------ You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup! ~Homer Simpson
[This message has been edited by Jay (edited August 18, 1999).]
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Spock to annoying man: "I will say this with small words, so you understand: This ball is made of gold. Gold is VERY heavy. Go away, or I shall play dodgeball with you. I am VERY good at dodgeball."
------------------ "When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
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Spock: I'm sorry, but this is hardly a "Golden Globe" award, and I don't believe Star Trek would win one in the first place...
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Marshmellow. Unless you were doing a ST V reference, in which case it's Marshmelon.
And Jeff, please tell me what panyhose it. Tights for dyslexic young horses maybe?
Boy, this was a tough one to judge let me tell you. i sweated long and hard, grappling with the mouse, and despite the lack of innuendo, I have chosen. The winner is... (dah dah daaahh)
Sol "Simon" System
For the Vulcan magic 8 ball. Which will be available in all good (and some crap) stores about 5 minutes after the paramount marketing guys have read this thread.
Two runners-up here.
Lee (The First One) For getting with the idea, and confirming what we all knew about what Threepio gets upto between movies. And you thought that him being naked in Episode 1 was George's decision...
Also the indestructible Xentrick For showing us what Vulcan poo looks like. And also explaining why Spock never has to potty during those nasty bridge emergencies.
Honourable mentions go to... Jay for showing us that Spock has got brains and balls. But like most men, he probably can't use them at the same time. Also Tahna for the mind-meld with an egg thing, which they've probably done on the Simpsons, and if they haven't, they should. And finally Elim Garak because an Orb of Orbness is too good a phrase not to use again.
Adieu!
------------------ "Ray...the next time someone asks you if you're a god you say 'Yes!'" -[i]Winston Zeddmore
[This message has been edited by PsyLiam (edited August 30, 1999).]
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I'd like to thank the Academy, and the webpage "The Magic Nipple". No, I'm not going to post the link.
------------------ "Something I can't comprehend. Something so complex and couched in its equation. So dense that light cannot escape from." -- Soul Coughing
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