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Okay, this is my parody of the Backstreet Boys hit "Larger than Life"...
I may run and hide when you people search for me, alright But let me tell you now There are prices to being me, alright All of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line
All you people can't you see, can't you see How your questions affecting my sanity Every time there's a post I make sure it's in line And that makes me chief administrator
Looking at the forums And I see your bloody name, c'mon Wishin' that you could thank me in a sexual way, c'mon 'Cause all of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line
All you people can't you see, can't you see How your questions affecting my sanity Every time there's a post I make sure it's in line And that makes me chief administrator
All of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line
All you people can't you see, can't you see How your questions affecting my sanity Every time there's a post I make sure it's in line And that makes me chief administrator
Yeah, every time I'm on Yeah, I make it all right Yeah, and that's what makes me chief administrator
All you people can't you see, can't you see How your questions affecting my sanity Every time there's a post I make sure it's in line And that makes me chief administrator
Hope you all enjoy
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
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Parody to Britney Spears's "Baby One More Time."
Oh CC, CC, how was I supposed to know? That you need another admin?
Oh CC, CC, who do think that it could be? Someone from the forums?
Show me, who you want it to be! Could it be Tim, Frank, First, or maybe even Jubilee!
Your big ol' forums are looking mean! (looking mean!) Not Greco-Roman, but UBB! (UBB!)
When you see them, it will blow your mind! The Interrogations!
Post me, CC, one more time!
I'll work on the rest of it after my desk shift.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Hey, waitaminute! I'm in that one! Grrr... :-)
Y'know, I'm listening to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" as I read this thread. I considered parodying it, simply changing "Aqualung" to "Charles Capps". Then I realized that calling CC an old, filthy pedophile might not be a good idea... *LOL*
Then again, compared to the rest of the thread...
------------------ "If you attempt to return the device to the store, and you are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin just after he enslaved Eastern Europe."
I know, I know, I said that I would quit Alright, I promise no more after this You don't know how I tried To forget what it was like I remember now, I remember now Why they call him Charles Capps Why they call him Charles Capps
Man oh man, my throat is dry Man are you thinking what I am? Well what about it then? Before you post you have to learn to rules Don't call him Chuck, oh no you stupid fools! To get all of the posts Set the menu to the most I remember now, I remember now Why they call him Charles Capps Why they call him Charles Capps
They devised a plan, they would melt a man And they called it Charles Capps Yes they called it Charles Capps
We have fun, me and my girl We'll have fun fun fun until Charles takes her dad away
I know, I know, I said that I'd desist Alright I promise no more after this Not to post the spam I like Not to soar across the sky Spread my alias and fly Spread my alias and fly
I remember now, I remember now Why they call him Charles Capps Why they call him Charles Capps
------------------ "20th Century, go to sleep." -- R.E.M.
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Okay, I couldn't resist making a parody of "Shake Your Bon-Bon...
I'm a desparate mano Looking in your window I see you in your underwear I wonder if you sleep in it I wanna touch you now But you got a restraining order Take your clothes off Take your clothes off Take your clothes off I want you to tie you up now And become your sex slave We'll go at it all day And scream out oh, oh Shove it my way, oh Take your clothes off Take your clothes off Take your clothes off
Oh my God, oh my God I'm in your temple of pleasure We'll go at it all day And scream out oh, oh Shove it my way, oh Take your clothes off Take your clothes off Take your clothes off
I know you're a horny bastard I wanna know what you're into Are you into bondage I wanna be the guy That's gonna make you gasp, and make you beg Take your clothes off Take your clothes off Take your clothes off Up in my attic C'mon I wanna keep ya We'll go at it all day And scream out oh, oh Shove it my way, oh Take your clothes off Take your clothes off Take your clothes off
I hope CC doesn't take offense to any of the parodies I or anyone else created. We like him...
------------------ Show me the meaning of being lonely Is this the feeling, I need to walk in Tell me why I can't be there where you are There's something missing in my heart
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Umm, okay. Wow. I think Justin has an obsession with The Obsessive C.
------------------ "Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Okay, it's a slow day here in Los Angeles, with the rain and all. I've ended up with making a parody with both of my Backstreet Boys album for Charles Capps.
Parody of I Want It That Way...
He is the administrator The one in charge Believe what he says cuz Charles wants it his way
Good thing that we're miles appart He can't reach to tear my heart out But then again, he has my e-mail Cuz Charles wants it his way
Tell me why The Defiant's 120 Tell me why There are only six Galaxies Tell me why Cuz of what Charles says goes since Charles wants it his way
Have we lost our minds And given in to Charles Capps Yes I know it could be too late But Charles wants it his way
Tell me why Voyager's in the Beta Quad Tell me why There are no Ambassadors Tell me why Cuz of what Charles says goes since Charles wants it his way
Now I think that we're all going nuts Because of what Charles says, yeah No matter what we think He wants us to know that It's his forums and we are just members He is the boss The one who has the final word He is, he is, he is, he is He doesn't wanna hear you say...
He doesn't wanna hear you say, The Defiant's 120, Voyager is in the Beta Quad, (Doesn't wanna hear you say it), He never wants to hear you say, Cuz Charles wants it his way
Tell me why... Seven of Nine is still a child, Harry Kim should die in the next episode, Tell me why, He never wants to hear you say, (Never wanna hear you say it), Cuz Charles wants it his way
------------------ Show me the meaning of being lonely Is this the feeling, I need to walk in Tell me why I can't be there where you are There's something missing in my heart
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You will all have to excuse Justin for that parody, he has the flu and it seems he lost his mind when he typed that.
------------------ Show me the meaning of being lonely Is this the feeling, I need to walk in Tell me why I can't be there where you are There's something missing in my heart
-Backstreet Boys
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited January 17, 2000).]
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Hey Michael, at least I'm not the one who made that Ricky Martin parody...
And get off my desktop!! ------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
-Britney Spears
[This message has been edited by Justin_Timberland (edited January 17, 2000).]
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I think it's best that I judged this here and now, for I fear for my sanity.
The runner up is Monty, because when you're right, you're right.
And the winner, who shall own bragging rights as "The best CC Songmistress in the history of ever" is Frank, who took time out of his (most certainly) hectic schedule to provide us with an actual audio recording of his song. (Which, in itself, was a bit disturbing. )
------------------ I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
-Jack Handey
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------------------ "I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at." Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850 From the Raven in the Happy Family