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Seven: "What do you think? Did the procedure turn out as planned?"
Braxton: "Impressive work. Remind me to thank the doctor."
Ducane: "Oh God!! I can't bare to look...It's so...disgusting."
Seven: "I disagree in your assesment. I think that you will need to learn how to walk and run in high heels though captain."
Braxton: "While we are on this subject, you will need to learn a few things about the male anatomy..."
------------------ Show me the meaning of being lonely Is this the feeling, I need to walk in Tell me why I can't be there where you are There's something missing in my heart
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Seven: Captain, is that a phaser in your pants, or are you just suffering from an engorgment of blood in your genitalia?
Braxton: Err. yes a phaser err... umm... *looks around* *runs off the bridge*
------------------ "...it might be easier to study ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000
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Okay. Time's up. The winner is The359 with his holding-breath entry, and runners up are Tahna Los with his sleeping-while-standing entry and Xentrick with his dating entry.
------------------ Ross: "Inter arma, enim silent leges." Bashir: "'In the time of war the law falls silent.' Cicero. Have we become a 24th-century Rome, driven by the fact that Caesar can do no wrong?!" -Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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