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"Shrews, gophers, and squirrels are on my tyres, Where I ran over them."
------------------ Remember December '59 The howling wind and the driving rain, Remember the gallant men who drowned On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
------------------ So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt? -Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died. -Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet? -Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
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Teacher - "OK, do you know cursive?" Bart - "I know hell, damn, bi..."
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
------------------ Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things." Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth." - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer