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"Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!"
------------------ Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things." Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth." - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
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"Federation ships aren't made for combat. The only thing missing is a big neon sign on top of the saucer pointing towards the bridge saying: "
------------------ Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things." Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth." - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Starfleet's interior design teams have created the ultimate accessory for your quarters - the classic Japanese sofa bed, complete with photon warhead for emergency combat use. That's right, it's a futon torpedo
------------------ "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
------------------ "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods
------------------ Buffy: "See, this is a school. And we have students and they check out books and then they learn things." Giles: "I was beginning to suspect that was a myth." - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
------------------ Calvin: "Isn't that weird?? If computers can think, what will people be better at than machines?" Hobbes: "Irrational behavior." This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
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