------------------ Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie? Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it! -www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00
------------------ "Yahweh likes to meddle in the affairs of us, as it makes him feel powerful, and he forgets the many years of torment he endured at Supreme Being Secondary School. Many a day would 'Thor - God of Thunder' & 'Mars - God of War' steal Yahweh's lunch money and hang him up by his breeches, all the while belittling Yahweh by insulting his very odd, and non-imposing God name, usually by adding a valley girl accent, and having it come out as 'yeah! way!'." -Ultra Magnus, 15-Dec-2000
------------------ Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie? Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it! -www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00
------------------ "Every day people are starting to sound more and more like Kosh." I could say the same about a few Flare members. This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
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------------------ Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie? Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it! -www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 7.5 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader --Nostradamus, 1555 (Allegedly) *** "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is - I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president." - George W. Bush
------------------ "Every day people are starting to sound more and more like Kosh." I could say the same about a few Flare members. This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 7.5 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader --Nostradamus, 1555 (Allegedly) *** "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is - I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president." - George W. Bush
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Regis: "Is that you're final answer for 1 million dollars?"
Tribal Council: "Yes, we vote Capps off the island."
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------------------ "Every day people are starting to sound more and more like Kosh." I could say the same about a few Flare members. This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited December 24, 2000).]
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