------------------ Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie? Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it! -www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00
------------------ "Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..." -Thomas Jefferson
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::Checks to see if the drapes matches the curtains::
------------------ "Every day people are starting to sound more and more like Kosh." I could say the same about a few Flare members. This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
------------------ Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie? Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it! -www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00
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Burns: "Uh, I think I'll give $1,000,000 to the orphanage...when pigs fly! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Burns and Smithers see Homer's pig roast fly past the window
Smithers: "Will you be making that check out now, sir?"
Burns: "No, I don't think so"
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
------------------ Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie? Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it! -www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00
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Just remember that you're standing On a planet that's evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour. It's orbiting at ninety miles a second So it's reckoned A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me And all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm At forty thousand miles an hour Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.
------------------ My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.