------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
------------------ "Yahweh likes to meddle in the affairs of us, as it makes him feel powerful, and he forgets the many years of torment he endured at Supreme Being Secondary School. Many a day would 'Thor - God of Thunder' & 'Mars - God of War' steal Yahweh's lunch money and hang him up by his breeches, all the while belittling Yahweh by insulting his very odd, and non-imposing God name, usually by adding a valley girl accent, and having it come out as 'yeah! way!'." -Ultra Magnus, 15-Dec-2000
------------------ "Everyone should speak English or just shut up, that's what I say!" - Calvin. This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
"Dat's no problem, I pity da foo who don't wanna be saved by Mr. T. Stay in school, don't do drug, and drink your milk."
"By Mr. T!"
"Oh, and kids, one last thing, Mr. T. fought Rocky, and don't you fo'get dat! I 'ave de power!"
------------------ "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
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