Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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K's Law: "No, a PERSON is smart. PEOPLE are dumb, stupid, panicky, don't know what's good for them."
(Explanation: I work in a movie store. The question of "Do you have Star Wars on DVD?" is like the 2nd or 3rd most asked one. And when they don't like the answers, they get pissy at us or refuse to undertsand the rationales behind the decision.)
------------------ "Reading snow is like listening to music. To describe what you've read is like explaining music in writing." ---Smilla Jaspersen
------------------ "...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing." - Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
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"I'm the Orion Pirate Bob! Surrender or die!!"
"Er ... I'm sorry, did you say your name is Bob?"
"Yes."
"And ... you're an Orion?"
"...yes."
"You're an Orion Pirate named Bob?"
"...yes..."
::sounds of laughter::
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux *** "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000