------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
posted March 10, 2001 10:37 AM
Me, Myself, & Irene
------------------ "Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it." - Garak, "Empok Nor"
posted March 10, 2001 10:39 AM
Lukewarm movies from good actors.
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Stude
------------------ "...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around." -"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
posted March 12, 2001 12:43 AM
Ooooo, pretty!
------------------ You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!! Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page
posted March 12, 2001 02:46 AM
Will you be giving it to her this evening, then, sir? Oooh!!
------------------ "Philosophy is written in this grand book - I mean universe-which stands continuously open to our gaze, but which cannot be understood unless one first learns to comprehend the language in which it is written. It is written in the language of mathematics, and its characters are triangles, circles and other geometric figures, without which it is humanly impossible to understand a single word of it; without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth." Galileo (1623)
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
posted March 13, 2001 01:25 AM
Will you be staying for dinner then?
------------------ You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!! Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page
posted March 13, 2001 04:51 AM
Maria: Guess who's coming to dinner!
Michael: Ah...your queer brother with his boyfriend, your tree-hugging hippie younger sister, your deranged and psychotic lawyer of a mother, your step-dad with a handgun and asprin.
Maria: I'll break out the alchol then...
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
posted March 13, 2001 08:08 AM
It's all a bunch of tree-huggin hippie crap
------------------ You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!! Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page
posted March 13, 2001 08:49 AM
Facing-hugging Hijinks! Aliens Playground
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
posted March 14, 2001 05:00 AM
"Playground" by Another Bad Creation (ABC)
------------------ You've got to be kidding! I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!! Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page
posted March 15, 2001 08:52 PM
Playboy Mansion's Playpen
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
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